If Halloween had a doorbell, it would sound exactly like massie99’s new single, “Ding Ding Bitch.” Produced by Taylor Dubray, this track is the musical equivalent of a jump scare followed by a belly laugh. It’s short, sharp, and punky enough to knock your candy corn straight onto the carpet—but charming enough that you’ll shrug and grab another handful.
From the first riff, it’s clear this isn’t your average spooky-season playlist filler. Think Drew Barrymore in Scream if she’d dropped the phone and picked up a mic, or The Purge reimagined with glitter, eyeliner, and Franzia boxed wine. It’s bratty girl punk with a crooked grin, delivering both menace and mischief in under three minutes.
And the references? Chef’s kiss. One moment you’re sipping cheap wine, the next you’re stuck listening to your boyfriend butcher Sublime’s “Santeria” at the afterparty—except this time, it’s fun. That messy, chaotic energy is exactly what makes “Ding Ding Bitch” stick. It’s part horror movie, part house party, and entirely the soundtrack you didn’t know you needed when someone dressed as a sexy Grim Reaper rings your doorbell.
This song isn’t here to lurk in the shadows—it’s barging in, kicking off its boots, and stealing your fun-size Snickers. Halloween soundtracks usually lean into creepy or camp, but massie99 dares to ask: why not both?
Answer the door carefully this year. It might just be “Ding Ding Bitch” coming through your ring camera—and honestly, you’ll be glad it did.
Review by Thomas Imposter